I’m being forced to go to a club tonight at the beach. I’m driving in the car right now to my awkward miserable death. I’m so awkward in these situations. I don’t belong in a club.

Fuck this. I just want a beer, a man, and all the seasons of Scrubs. But no, I’m being forced to go “clubbing”. And I’m so shitty at being a girl I forgot to put makeup on. I hate people.