I went out and tried to teach myself how to skateboard this morning. I’m all bruised and bloody.

However, I really do like skateboarding, I just need someone to teach me some. YouTube videos can only do so much. Hands and elbow are all scrapped up and bloody. But it’s nice, because it actually means I’m doing something instead of sitting inside on Tumblr all day.

I have a new life plan: move to California and become a skateboarder/surfer/snowboarder. Oh, and find myself a sexy skateboarder to fuck and such.